Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

31 märts 2020
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Scales: Mermiads Are Real is an extremely bizarre take on mermaid lore and mythology. Please enjoy my review
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  • HA

    Jack GrazerJack Grazer7 місяців tagasi
    • why when i comment ha in lowercase and get no attention but this guy comments "HA" and gets 75k likes?

      Jay DoughertyJay Dougherty5 päeva tagasi
    • Kxmmyqwq You mean 6.4 likes •0•

      Big Neil And little NeilBig Neil And little NeilМісяць tagasi
    • JACK LMAO

      Haylen Yaichner TooHaylen Yaichner Too2 місяці tagasi
    • Even though I think the movie itself was very confusing I think you played a really good character

      SCREAMINGSCREAMING3 місяці tagasi
    • Pee

      MelobMelob3 місяці tagasi
  • I don't know about yall... But I saw this... THIS IS FRICKIN AWESOME *Kidding* Kinda

    Ice-Cold RefrigeratorIce-Cold Refrigerator4 minutit tagasi
  • I mean...I'm not gonna say it's a metaphor for puberty but...no mermen, body changes, blood, predatory men.... hahahaha fun mermaid movie....

    Morgan ConnorMorgan Connor19 minutit tagasi
  • Pee pee poo poo oooooooooh

    Wesley HiotesWesley Hiotes20 minutit tagasi
  • Like bruh, just donate blood every month or something. don't see why any of the hunting thing needs to be a conflict just pay the mermaids to donate blood for them.

    Jroxs12poneJroxs12pone26 minutit tagasi
  • I remember thinking this when I first watched this video but I never said it... but... Adam’s dad is kinda hot

    Miriam HalpernMiriam HalpernTund tagasi
  • My names not siren but I’m named after one

    melody stockermelody stocker2 tundi tagasi
  • I have a personality crush on you

    Lidia GallegoLidia Gallego2 tundi tagasi
  • Why does Siren moan everything she says I hate so much of this movie

    HogfatherD23HogfatherD232 tundi tagasi
  • How is she a pure breed if there is no men?

    the toaster destroyerthe toaster destroyer4 tundi tagasi
  • "Danny i gotta say you are grounded as fu*" "AW CMON WHY CANT WE HAVE A NICE MOMENT" "I- DANNY YOU JUST BURNT THE HOUSE DOWN- ITS SERIOUSLY BURNING DOWN BEHIND US" "*W H Y C A N T W E H A V E A N I C E M O M E N T*"

    Kaydence MoonixlightKaydence Moonixlight5 tundi tagasi
  • siren LITTERALY MEANS MERMAID IN FRENCH

    call me constipated anus cuz I do not give a shitcall me constipated anus cuz I do not give a shit5 tundi tagasi
  • I want that girl 😂😂😂

    Piper AbbottPiper Abbott5 tundi tagasi
  • 15:15

    Cadence SignorinoCadence Signorino6 tundi tagasi
  • Things I learned: -Mermaids are very sensual towards water -Hunters are creppy -when you're transforming to a mermaid your legs become a S T I F F M A S S -Mermaids Sing to file their taxes And most importantly - mermaids can S U C C someone out of existance

    LVBBoiLVBBoi9 tundi tagasi
  • PLeASE PleAsE pLEaSe I wAnnA helP SiReN

    GRAYRAPTOR13 !GRAYRAPTOR13 !13 tundi tagasi
  • I am now greg

    Jerry MouseJerry Mouse17 tundi tagasi
  • i can’t believe siren is a fucking bloodbender

    Skye HennessySkye Hennessy18 tundi tagasi
  • 27:14 I was thinking, "Oh, there's only three colors." Then he clicked on white and my mind is now being cloned and used as top-tier grenades at the army

    Can you SeeCan you See21 tund tagasi
  • SIREN IS A MURDERER?! 🤯😱😭 omg that made me uncomfortable.

    Jesenia CooperJesenia Cooper21 tund tagasi
  • Dude this movie was not bad tho

    Gaming with angel mGaming with angel m23 tundi tagasi
  • And adam and siren become friends: captions: *and adam and siren start to become F R E N C H*

    Angel RodriguezAngel Rodriguez23 tundi tagasi
  • Hello my name is Keegan Parsons, my last name sounds like person soooo.....

    T BT BPäev tagasi
  • This bitch just bloodbended this dude in a less rated r way what the fuck.

    Ethan ZimmermanEthan ZimmermanPäev tagasi
  • Maybe it Hurts or takes a lot of energy frame them when they heal

    Jacob HammersleyJacob HammersleyPäev tagasi
  • go to 4 45

    Edgar SantamariaEdgar SantamariaPäev tagasi
  • react to swedish advertisement or children's advertisement :)

    Annabel vdsAnnabel vdsPäev tagasi
  • What do the mermaids mate with if there are only female mermaids.. do they mate with dolphins?

    HELLO THEREHELLO THEREPäev tagasi
  • She effing blood bent this man

    weirdlilpotatoweirdlilpotatoPäev tagasi
  • When covid_19 began Well time to hunt mermaids

    Sharkboy 9231Sharkboy 9231Päev tagasi
  • Danny made a really good point. Why do these mermaid characters sometimes act like they're a little too into water? When have you ever heard someone go "I live for air. I love air. It's my *everything".* I mean, some of that could be said ironically, but when they say it seriously like it's some sort of fetish or something.

    ChaosChaser 69ChaosChaser 69Päev tagasi
    • @Annie The Mergirl See, that's understandable, but sometimes they play it up a bit too much.

      ChaosChaser 69ChaosChaser 698 tundi tagasi
  • hbnjvm n

    Zuhiy ManzZuhiy ManzPäev tagasi
  • She looks like an “actual” mermaid Yes Like these real life mermaids we see in oceans

    sv 93sv 93Päev tagasi
  • Because the men are called Menmaids and they're like male anime girls, they don't like the mermaids

    Merry PelicanMerry PelicanPäev tagasi
  • water is a kink now

    pxrxmorepxrxmorePäev tagasi
  • but thats sounds like.. la.. laughing???(4:45)

    irl atsushiirl atsushiPäev tagasi
    • @Charlene Sia ikr??

      irl atsushiirl atsushiPäev tagasi
    • dude i thought the same thing too it kinda sounds like laughing? and maybe like crying???????

      Charlene SiaCharlene SiaPäev tagasi
  • Yummy air

    Kermit the godKermit the godPäev tagasi
  • How is that the first time she's transformed? Has she never bathed until now?

    Something to WatchSomething to WatchPäev tagasi
  • when siren told adam, "I'm.... a MeRmAiD!" Why would he believe her? DO you know how many times I've seen some random girl get water on herself, and starts panicking and goes, "GuYs! I'M a MeRmAiD! i GoT wAtEr On MySeLf AnD i'M tRaNsFoRmInG!!!!!!" and then continues to thrash around? I wouldn't believe her. I'd probably run. Or punch her. Maybe both.

    Chloe GilchristChloe Gilchrist2 päeva tagasi
  • Also why didn't they use theiir powers to cure covid-19?

    foxqueefoxquee2 päeva tagasi
    • covid-19 wasn't established yet because the movie was made in 2017

      Charlene SiaCharlene SiaPäev tagasi
  • you ruined my favorite movie......

    foxqueefoxquee2 päeva tagasi
  • dang, that dudes blood is clear

    Element StudiosElement Studios2 päeva tagasi
  • She wasn't named after a truck or a kind of light a siren is it the kind of mermaid that used her voice to kill people dummy

    potato_fanpotato_fan2 päeva tagasi
  • I think that the part about in the beginning about her not being able to go to the water it is like about like how she is in near the ocean because this is my voice changer thing so this is how I talk sorry

    potato_fanpotato_fan2 päeva tagasi
  • Stiff mass

    - Lunatic -- Lunatic -2 päeva tagasi
  • Like you said,it is a kid’s movie

    Margaret MolinaMargaret Molina2 päeva tagasi
  • Pausing in between sentences = acting

    Katylyn WilliamsKatylyn Williams2 päeva tagasi
  • His sponsor parts are so much more tolerable because he makes them funny

    SkógurinnSkógurinn2 päeva tagasi
  • 15:29 laughs

    Boin BoingsBoin Boings2 päeva tagasi
  • i love how danny just wants to point out that they weren’t even in the front when they moved to the front. thats so random

    Grainne KristufekGrainne Kristufek2 päeva tagasi
  • The ending could be fixed. Also doesn't jail exist because they could send Adam's dads friend to jail. And Siren should be arrested for killing someone but everyone is just proud she killed someone.

    Elurius De SheaElurius De Shea2 päeva tagasi
  • “We kill large human shaped fish” “Oh I get you kill SqUiDs”

    •rainy days••rainy days•2 päeva tagasi
  • look this movie kinda slaps no cap

    its not a phase momits not a phase mom2 päeva tagasi
  • yum yum water

    RainingCamyQuakesRainingCamyQuakes2 päeva tagasi
  • This video makes me laugh so much and put me in a good mood ☀️

    TheMaddHattressTheMaddHattress2 päeva tagasi
  • I watched this movie I actually kinda enjoyed it

    GostMysteryGostMystery3 päeva tagasi
  • I want to see Dan Dan the mermaid man episode one...

    G3TPL4YEDOE GamingG3TPL4YEDOE Gaming3 päeva tagasi
  • Her name is siren Siren head did you find my daughter

    Mr-somethingwired -l00l-Mr-somethingwired -l00l-3 päeva tagasi
  • WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW JACK DYLAN GRAZER IS THAT LITTLE BOY

    lovebunnylovebunny3 päeva tagasi
  • This is random but I just wanted to say it, THE SAYING *NO BODY ASKED* IS DUMB, for example you have a Instagram page about your LIFE and you post that you just had a baby... and people say *NO BODY ASKED* like think about that... 😶 THE INTERNET IS TO SHARE YOUR THINGS NOT TO HIDE THEM

    ʚ*.ɢʟᴀᴍᴏᴜʀs ɢʟᴏᴡ ɞ*.ʚ*.ɢʟᴀᴍᴏᴜʀs ɢʟᴏᴡ ɞ*.3 päeva tagasi
  • Is this literally just a psychotic knockoff of The 13th Year?

    CaldellaCaldella3 päeva tagasi
  • THE H U N T E R S ? Don’t worry you can use your STIFF MASS

    Swag Bros INC.Swag Bros INC.3 päeva tagasi
  • no one will see this comment Well hello there!

    ChickadiiChickadii3 päeva tagasi
    • wow

      ChickadiiChickadii3 päeva tagasi
    • why hello, do you enjoy каннибализм?

      MrsPaintFaceMrsPaintFace3 päeva tagasi
  • naming her siren is more like naming her murder person or murder human

    Daniel MakDaniel Mak3 päeva tagasi
  • .....

    Gingerbread DogeGingerbread Doge3 päeva tagasi
  • Imagine if in Lion King Simba was just like "You forgot something Scar... I'm a lion" and just fucking ate his face off.

    Bartłomiej KumorBartłomiej Kumor3 päeva tagasi
  • Mermaids: we have to keep a low profile Also Mermaids: 15:04

    Olive xxOlive xx3 päeva tagasi
  • "My whole I've dreamt of water, breathing it, swimming in it, living in it, tasting it, LOVING IT" I don't know why but this sounds like a commercial

    The Otaku GirlThe Otaku Girl3 päeva tagasi
  • 15:31 POV: you are Danny's dentist.

    EmeraldeaterEmeraldeater3 päeva tagasi
  • 5:44 "no men. there are no men mermaids" This is golden.

    lozllozl4 päeva tagasi
  • I love this movie,but,the video is funny

    unigirl2007 unicornunigirl2007 unicorn4 päeva tagasi
  • HA

    bro fistbro fist4 päeva tagasi
  • Who's ready to kill mermaids to cure corona

    The DefaultThe Default4 päeva tagasi
  • 21:08 - Oh my god, the sound of his bones breaking; I can't stop laughing.

    TheBlackSpiralTheBlackSpiral4 päeva tagasi
  • Oke but the beginning reminded me of sharkboy and lavagirl

    RedguygamesRedguygames4 päeva tagasi
  • I'm made completely uncomfortable by "at night, my bones get squishy"

    mortimermcmirestinksmortimermcmirestinks4 päeva tagasi
  • HEALING POWER? HUNTERS? This is how all plots should be written.

    seankkgseankkg4 päeva tagasi
  • is no one gonna talk about how she blood bended

    Leakhena KhievLeakhena Khiev4 päeva tagasi
  • It reminds me of this game I used to play with my friends when we’re younger called, “The Demon Game” where we’d role play and stuff 😂😂😂, EVERYONE wanted to be that special main character

    EternallyHungryEternallyHungry4 päeva tagasi
  • Bro the other day my sister, let's call her 2, bought one of those mermaid tails and she hopped over to my other sister, we'll call this one 1, and said some rude comment and 1 was like "You wanna go, flippers?" and she bops 2 on the head and she falls to the ground and 2 looks up at 1 like :O

    This is Michael- ScotchThis is Michael- Scotch4 päeva tagasi
  • dead meat should make a video on this movie i know there is at least 1 death

    Daniel MakDaniel Mak4 päeva tagasi
  • What if Greg Stands For Guys R*ping Entitled Grandmas

    Deku Is Perfect and so Are Naruto, Aang, And SubaruDeku Is Perfect and so Are Naruto, Aang, And Subaru4 päeva tagasi
  • heres a fun game, replace the word mermaide to lesbian

    DANKCOMUNISTMEMESDANKCOMUNISTMEMES4 päeva tagasi
  • Now I want to watch it...just because😂😂

    Nerrissa RichNerrissa Rich5 päeva tagasi
  • 20:10 *whale screams of suffering intensifies*

    Brady HearnBrady Hearn5 päeva tagasi
  • They won't sacrifice themselves to safe hundreds? Thas a not good

    darkk 64darkk 645 päeva tagasi
  • Omg i read the book version can’t believe they made this a movie

    Bitty HBitty H5 päeva tagasi
  • You need to go back watch it till after the end Credits it a see you need to see ! That do tease a Another movie sequel !!

    Honey BHoney B5 päeva tagasi
  • "Your body is made of 60% water" *guy just, disentagrates* Me: 👀👋 NOPE

    Silver FrostSilver Frost5 päeva tagasi
  • Mermaid's and pedophile's

    RenaRena5 päeva tagasi
  • I just keep getting more and more wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    subtle art of disappointmentsubtle art of disappointment5 päeva tagasi
    • Oh my soul, this movie broke me. I can’t even speak English 😭

      subtle art of disappointmentsubtle art of disappointment5 päeva tagasi
  • There can’t be male mermaids Those are called merbutlers

    Slicey slice of a pancakeSlicey slice of a pancake5 päeva tagasi
  • why is everyone suddenly commenting how siren is katara? siren didn't dismantle the patriarchy, she dismantled... a man? idk

    misato best gurlmisato best gurl5 päeva tagasi
  • I've been asking my friends can't waterbender just suck all the liquid out of a person and finally I have my answer

    Theoretically CookieTheoretically Cookie5 päeva tagasi
  • Did you know when you did the gasping sound in a part you sound like Alex from the pals like with koral and denis and other ppl

    Andrea GutierrezAndrea Gutierrez5 päeva tagasi
  • One of my first grade students decided to pretend to be a mermaid using only the lore from this movie and I was able to discuss it with her because of this video. She asked if I had seen it... I laughed awkwardly and told her “sorta”

    Hannah MurrayHannah Murray5 päeva tagasi
  • If she got so freaked out in the tub has the just never taken a bath or shower 😂

    Gopher BoiGopher Boi5 päeva tagasi
  • wtf why is haru nanase in this movie?

    Brie B.Brie B.5 päeva tagasi
  • the dad is the same guy from the lamp aka stan lol

    hey boi.hey boi.6 päeva tagasi
  • yEa You’re MaDe oF 65%Of WaTEr all of him leavening for milk

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